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Then Hod Meyers would wiring duct, say, “Neither would your wife.” That would set everybody to laughin” because Jim and his wife wasn”t on very good terms cable channels. She”d of divorced him only they wasn”t no chance to get alimony and she didn”t have no way to take care of herself and the kids. She couldn”t never understand Jim. He was kind of rough, but a good fella at heart.
Him and Hod had all kinds of sport with Milt Sheppard. I don”t suppose you”ve seen Milt. Well, he”s got an Adam”s apple that looks more like a mush-melon. So I”d be shavin” Milt and when I”d start to shave down here on his neck, Hod would holler, “Hey, Whitey, wait a minute! Before you cut into it, let”s make up a pool and see who can guess closest to the number of seeds.”
And Jim would say, “If Milt hadn”t of been cable trunking so hoggish, he”d of ordered a half a cantaloupe instead of a whole one and it might not of stuck in his throat.”
All the boys would roar at this cable duct and Milt himself would force a smile, though the joke was on him. Jim certainly was a card!
